So... I met Discord. Cool guy, if I do say so myself. We were actually having a nice chat, but something made his powers go haywire and drag him back to Equestria, with me along for the ride. Oh yeah, I also became my OC Lightning Blaze, a vampony filly with the power to control Fire, Lightning and Darkness. So now I have to cope with conflicting memories, powers that I know next to nothing on how to control and how strong they are, cybernetic limbs, ponies treating me like a kid (which I guess I am now), and overall, trying to not get put into an orphanage because I am an orphan now. Fan-flaming-tastic.

Oh, and apparently, Diamond Tiara has a crush on me. Help.

For those of you who followed the pre-rewrite, this is a completely new plot with only a few details from the old one. Hope it's better than that cringey thing.

Cover art doesn't show it, but Blaze's front hooves are actually cybernetic enhancements due to reasons that will be explained on the story.

Starlight gets in an argument with Rainbow Dash on what qualifies as a Pegasus. This leads her to trying out for the Wonderbolts.

Submission for Wonderbolts Site Contest

During her battle with Starlight, Twilight is sent to multiple futures that differ from her own where she and her friends had saved the world from its many threats. But what if she wasn't able to escape from the villain who had taken over the world to get back to her own time? What if she had to fight them again, this time without her friends as she knew them?

Set during the season 5 finale "The Cutie Remark"

While attending a party in Canterlot as a Wonderbolt, Rainbow Dash realises that, although Surprise is almost childishly cheerful with the other Wonderbolts, she is composed and calm in public. Rainbow also realises that Surprise always wears her flight suit in public, and wants to understand why.

Takes place six months or so after Newbie Dash.

I did not enlist an editor nor a proofreader, so I would appreciate it if attention were called to any typos or the like.

This story was my entry to the 2024 Wonderbolts contest, hosted by the Quills and Sofas Speedwriting group.

The Rainbooms were on a field trip to the laboratory in Canterlot City. But then suddenly they became bonded with a race of aliens called the Klyntar they need to learn to work together with them as they help a man named Eddie Brock after he lost everything. But he might regain a new life after they take down the evil weaponized Riot.

Fate Stay Night/ My Little Pony crossover (re-written)

Zelretch was in need of entertainment and realising that his students don't properly understand the concept of Friendship, decides to test them so they can learn.

Except the only dimension that places friendship above all else happens to ruled by a Diarchy and is called Equestria. Which is a world inhabited with intelligent Equines.

With Princess Celestia already having a student learn about the "Magic of Friendship", what is so wrong about dropping off two extra students?

Every 20,000 years, the comet of Hungaar returns to the skies of Equestria, seeing it is considered one of the greatest things a pony could witness in their lifetime. However, the comet's return brings forth a black scourge on the land...

In a desperate plea to the hands of fate, the Unicorn Starburst Nova casts a spell which summons a warrior of great strength from beyond the world of Equestria. Mysteeri, a Witch with extraordinary strength, is brought forth from a crack in the sky, her powers unlike any magic seen in Equestria's history.

However, with Hungaar getting ever closer and Mysteeri's existence conflicting with this universe, time itself is against them. This time, friendship alone won't save us.

Hi, my name's Epsilon, but you might know me better as Leonard Church or just Church for that matter. So, here's the deal: I'm actually the memory of someone in charge of a past project called Project Freelancer called, you guessed it, Dr. Leonard Church A.K.A. The Director. And since you've already watched the full series of our show, you would know that I used to be the leader of Blue Team, but now a full badass A.I. ( Stands for Artificial Intelligence, in case any of you were wondering ) that can do awesome stuff like calculate a foolproof plan, enable armor enhancements for soldiers, you know, all that stuff.

But moving on, the reason why I'm telling you all this is because that, well, let's just say that a few "friends" of mine have infiltrated a certain Chairman Hargrove's airship and have successfully shut off a few Mantis droids from killing both The New Republic and The Federal Army. The bad news, they all got trapped inside of the room once they did. So, the only way out was to fight through the mob of black soldiers ( that wasn't a race thing, by the way ) and I ended up giving them all of my fragments while I just disappeared into nothingness. But, here's where things get REALLY weird or, as a hippie would say, trippy.

Basically, after I seemingly vanished into thin whatever, I strangely woke up in a forest, except it was more.....cartoon-like. Then, I met a little white bunny rabbit who happened to be the pet of some kinda horse thing. And after that, well, let me just say this; MORE craziness happens.

Will I ever find a way home? Or will I be living with ponies for the rest of my life as the only human on this planet? And as I said before, none of these can be determined unless we wait and see.............

And that's gonna take a while.

( This takes place after RVB: Season 13 and after the first two episodes of MLP Season 6 )

Red Vs Blue Xover!

Church, the Alpha, was fairly sure he would die when he went to confront the Meta. Dead or not, he didn't expect to wake up in a forest, and not as a horse. A horse with a horn, wings, modified armor, and mounted firearms- but still a horse. Because he refused to call himself a pony, no matter what the locals said or how much Tex teased him! Now he just has to try to save his fractured mind. The AIs, luckily or not, are there to help him as they explore this new world.

Meanwhile, his loud and painful(for him) entrance into their world has brought a great amount of attention to the mysterious being that is now wandering through Equestria. The ponies best tread carefully. After all, the Alpha's "pack" can be protective.

May be Harem/Marem/Herd.

PS The Dark tag is mainly for Alpha Church's canon back story.

This is my attempt at making a brief satire in the form of a series of short stories. The point of this is meant to parody and satirize various commonly used cliches in My Little Pony fanworks. This is merely meant to be a fun exercise in showing how ridiculous some of these cliches are. I fully admit this isn't my best work, but it was still fun to write.

Each story is intended to have plot to it and be fully developed instead of just random stuff, hope you enjoy it!

Please note, I'm not meaning to INSULT people with this. This is intended to be an affectionate parody. I love MLP, I love this fandom, I simply felt the urge to poke fun at some recurring things in fanfiction. I'm not saying these are bad, in fact a few of the very cliches I parodied I LIKE and satirized them BECAUSE I like them.

Can anyone guess the ideas this is satirizing?

If you have any ideas for stuff for me to satirize or parody, please ask!

Thanks to Alexwarlorn and LZ0291 for suggestion and Its From People for beta reading!